Marc-Andre; Join the Blackhawks!

Tom Fitzgerald isn't fooling around in Jersey. Canes start fresh in the crease. Jim Nill helps Dallas reload. The Avalanche land their netminder.

It's time to exhale.

But only for a moment because that monument to madness -- The Free Agent Frenzy -- has just begun. When it will end nobody knows.

As you may, or may not, know, I take these Frenzies very personally and already am shaking with both glee and glumess over some of the moves. 

Let's start with the Blackhawks because they still boast the bes…